Dear Dad,

Look, I’m am sick and fucking tired of you not remembering shit because you are becoming an old fucker! Just because something you are looking for isn’t in the first fucking place you look, doesn’t mean I fucking took it! I’m tired of being your fucking scapegoat for shit just because you don’t want to grow the fuck up,and face that facts that you are getting old and losing your memory.  Get up your fat lazy ass and start looking in more than one fucking place, and longer than 15 fucking seconds, and maybe,just fucking maybe, you would find whatever it is that you looking for.And it doesn’t matter what it is that you think you have, or you think you know where it should be, and when it’s not it doesn’t fucking automatically mean I have it, or I took it. I’ve seen you many times look for some shit for less than a nanosecond, and then come yell at me because I took your, whatchamacallit, only to have you find it an hour or so later when  you aren’t even looking for it anymore. And do you even have the common coutesy to apologize to me for blaming me for taking it? NO! You just go about your day, like nothing ever happened, living in your onw fucked up senile world. You can die in a vat of piss, and that would still be a too good of death for you.

Love your Son,

Grik