Dear Dad,

Why are you such an asshat? For the last 9 months or so you have done nothing but tell the entire family that you will be dead in less than a year. You won’t tell us why you know this, if it comes from doctor’s tests about your diabetes or whatnot, you just tell us you know it will happen. Every month you deem it worthy to bring up this subject around dinner, and to remind us that even though you will be dead that we will be taken care of. You have worked everything out so we will be well off financially after you die. Well that’s all well and good but I really cant take the stress of knowing you’re going to be dead and not knowing why, or how you know that you are going top die. I wish you would stop being such an assho9le and tell us what the doctor’s have been telling you, it’s only fair that we know too since we are your family. Well after a couple months of not bringing it the subject up, you just had to open that can of worms again at dinner last night didn’t you? Well I'm sick and tired of hearing about it, I love you with all my heart, but if you’re going to friggin die, just fucking do it already. Now don’t get me wrong I don’t want you to go but I’m tired of hearing about it every friggin couple of weeks or month. It’s comet o the point to just shut the fuck up about it, or to just do it. I can’t handle the stress and wondering when this is going to happen since you seem to be 100% sure you are going to die. I don’t think you are going to I think you just think you are because your diabetes has acted up a little, and you are scared. Well so are we, who in their right mind likes to talk about that subject, or to think of you being dead. Since I know you are just scared and you aren’t going to drop dead anytime soon, SHUT THE FUCK UP about it already you asshat! Let’s enjoy the life you have left, and at only 65 you have many, many years yet, and not talk about you dying. I love you, but shut up about it already.

 

 

Love Your Son,

Grik