Dear Dad,
Why do you have to constantly wake me up before 8am every friggin morning? I don’t mind it on Tuesdays and Thursday because I have school, but every other friggin day is not cool. Just because you were in the Army for 30 friggin years, and had to be up and doing shit by 5 AM doesn’t mean I have to be. Leave me alone and let me sleep for fucks sake. It’s not like I sleep all friggin day, I’m up by 11AM at the latest. Instead of waking me up before the butt crack of dawn every morning why don’t you sleep in like a normal person? Oh, and I don’t need a list of 100 friggin chores to do every day, I don’t have to be doing something every second of the friggin day, ESPECIALLY when you don’t pay my happy ass for it. I’m not your friggin personal slave, you asshat! And I don’t need to help you fix up the house because you were too lazy to keep up on maintenance since you bought the house, and now that you have a shitload of maintenance to do to bring the house back up to code, and into a sellable condition, well that’s your own damn fault. You would be better of just giving me the house and going buying a new one since this one requires so much work. I wouldn’t mind fixing up the house then since it would be mine, but I’m not working my ass off and not hanging out with my friends, and pretty much being confined to the house because there is so much friggin work to be done, just to have you sell it and not give me any part of the profits. It would only be fair after all since I did 95% of the work to fix the house, but you could give a shit about me or what’s fair. So in closing stop waking me up before 8AM, and start doing your own work around this house you lazy ass bastard!
Love Your Son,
Grik
