Dear Mom,

Where did you learn to drive? I mean honestly you drive worse than the 90 year old woman who ran here car through a bank's plate glass window in Florida 3 times before her car finally died. I mean just because it says the speed limit is 35 doesn’t mean you have to do EXACTLY the speed limit and hold up everyone behind you. You wonder why when they pass you and honk their horns and give you the finger, well that’s why! You are the worst driver I have ever seen. I mean when you take a right turn you don’t have to slow down to 5 mph, the car will be able to take the turn at 20-25 or so. I mean seriously you need to be tested for your license every 3 years just like all the other old people you bitch about. You don't have to brake when other cars are breaking in front of you when they are 100 yards away. Learn to drive you old woman, or better yet get off the friggin road and stop putting all the other people who are driving lives at risk. If I didn't have to drive on the roads at the same time you as do, I wouldn't. I wouldn't unnecessarily put my life at risk like that. I want to live to be past 25, not die because you don't know how to drive. GET OFF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!

Love Your Son,

Grik